So the other day Katie sent me a note telling me to send our blog to The Pitch. Why? Because they, along with Chris Olsen, have put together a group, a food fellowship if you will, called “The Bite club”. Read more about it here. What’s the Bite Club? Can’t tell you. Thats’s the first […]
Call it fate or call it bad planning. I married a girl two feet shorter than me. Why you ask? Mostly because I thought she was very attractive and really good with money. Financial responsibility is very important in a mate. As is killer good looks. And the ability to binge watch shows on Netflix […]
Food is probably the biggest driving factor in my life. That or the hope that one day my brain will evolve to give me super sweet telekinesis. But even if that happened, I’d just end up using it to steal wraps from Longboards and levitate them all the way back to my house. Maybe in […]
This is a bit overdue. But I’m a busy man with various stuff to do. Like work, try to do push-ups so I can wear tank-tops, and make my wife watch Game of Thrones until she likes it. I’m hoping for a Stockholm like Syndrome to take effect. I NEED HER TO LOVE IT. And […]
This past weekend my wife took me to go see “The Fault In Our Stars”, you know, the cancer movie that wasn’t written by Nicolas Sparks. I’d consider myself the type of man that inspires most advertisers when they need an emotionally clueless character oblivious to whatever is ailing their spouse. It’s a talent of […]
Ok – I’m about to do something that I never thought in 10,000 years I’d do. Endorse Christian music. Don’t get me wrong, I have NOTHING against religions (minus Scientology). It’s just I’ve never had a great love for Christian music. I think I’d rather vote democrat before listening to worship music. It’s almost always […]
This last weekend Katie and I had the pleasure of traveling down to Memphis to celebrate Stuart and Hillary’s wedding and the fact that even a BBQ famous city still can’t get on Kansas City’s level. You ain’t got nothing on our burnt ends, bitches. We left Thursday after work, deciding to spend the night in Springfield […]
Exhibit 1: Toast Toasted to a golden hue, bread approaches a level of delicious not thought possible before the Munch Test Theory of 1904. Currently ranked as the seventh greatest accomplishment of mankind, it’s popularity has grown exponentially since its conception. Applying butter furthers it’s ranking to fourth – directly behind the New Car Smell. […]