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Corgis Are Proof That The Universe Loves Us

A spark in the great void. Converging masses in the once deep dark strike like flint to set fire to the cosmos – igniting stars and planets over countless eons. Working towards one end goal. The sole purpose of every atom, planet and star. The pinnacle of creation. Corgi butts. Everything else is just byproduct. Just the…

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How You’ll Know When To Get Married

As I am a very wise man who owns real things (proof here) and pays real taxes, people often come up to me and ask me my thoughts on various important things. Questions include: “Ryan, who would win in a fight, Thor or He-Man?” “What’s the force and can I use it to feed myself…

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GUEST POST: Bryan Klote – A Duck Most Fowl

Today we’re trying something a little different. My friend Bryan had a story so good it demands a guest spot here on this silly blog. – Ryan has graciously allowed me the distinct privilege of being the next guest blogger. This, perhaps, is not because of how much he loves me, but instead how much…

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The Bite Club – Room 39

  So the other day Katie sent me a note telling me to send our blog to The Pitch. Why? Because they, along with Chris Olsen, have put together a group, a food fellowship if you will, called “The Bite club”. Read more about it here. What’s the Bite Club? Can’t tell you. Thats’s the first…