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How to prep for the apocalypse without your wife knowing

The skies burn blood red, the air is ash and the great leviathan has risen from the abysmal depths of the sea. And you know what? I’m good. I’ve got a stockpile of beans, some hot sauce and enough ammunition to make the roving gangs of feral Chihuahuas think twice about trying to steal my cache. How did I get… Read more →

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GUEST POST: Bryan Klote – A Duck Most Fowl

Today we’re trying something a little different. My friend Bryan had a story so good it demands a guest spot here on this silly blog. – Ryan has graciously allowed me the distinct privilege of being the next guest blogger. This, perhaps, is not because of how much he loves me, but instead how much he loves this story. So… Read more →


The Bite Club – Room 39

  So the other day Katie sent me a note telling me to send our blog to The Pitch. Why? Because they, along with Chris Olsen, have put together a group, a food fellowship if you will, called “The Bite club”.┬áRead more about it here. What’s the Bite Club? Can’t tell you. Thats’s the first rule of Bite Club. Ok… Read more →