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Why Painting Your House Is Proof That Life Is Pain

  Entering into our new home, the beige walls loomed over us like sentinels, waiting and watching. It was a shade of beige that I imagine a 42 year old accountant named Steve from Des Moines would get super excited about. It’s like the person who was picking┬ácolors before us just walked into the store…

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How You’ll Know When To Get Married

As I am a very wise man who owns real things (proof here) and pays real taxes, people often come up to me and ask me my thoughts on various important things. Questions include: “Ryan, who would win in a fight, Thor or He-Man?” “What’s the force and can I use it to feed myself…

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GUEST POST: Bryan Klote – A Duck Most Fowl

Today we’re trying something a little different. My friend Bryan had a story so good it demands a guest spot here on this silly blog. – Ryan has graciously allowed me the distinct privilege of being the next guest blogger. This, perhaps, is not because of how much he loves me, but instead how much…

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The Bite Club – Room 39

  So the other day Katie sent me a note telling me to send our blog to The Pitch. Why? Because they, along with Chris Olsen, have put together a group, a food fellowship if you will, called “The Bite club”.┬áRead more about it here. What’s the Bite Club? Can’t tell you. Thats’s the first…